secret waffle

When you give ‘em a good ole waffle stomp in the shower and don’t tell anyone. Then everyone finds out a few days later when the tubs overflowing and water is making its way to the basement from the second story.

Damn it Becky! Did you give me a secret waffle!? My comic books downstairs are soaked and there’s water dripping out of the can lights in the kitchen. The drywalls a little iffy but I don’t think I’m going to replace that. That was a good secret waffle. What a great surprise

by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025

Jamaican Waffle

The act of ejaculating several times into a waffle maker and making an abomination cum waffle.

That fucking creep threw a Jamaican Waffle at me!

by Skymaster106 February 28, 2025

Wanking Waffle Stomper

This is when someone simultaneously jerks off and takes a shit whilst also taking a shower.

Yo, did you hear about that wanking waffle stomper Timmy did last night?

by ThunderBunda April 14, 2025

Easter Waffle Stomp

On Easter or the week of , you take an Easter basket or a strainer/colander and shit in it. You then leave it on the pillow next to your one-night stand or partner (if you're feeling risky) and stomp/smash it through onto the pillow. When they wake up in the morning, you wait for their reaction.

My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so i took revenge and gave her a easter waffle stomp on easter morning.

by The absolute talk show podcast April 16, 2025

The Waffle House

originated during 2021 when a young gentlemen worked at the waffle house and had the most foul and putrid experience ever, therefore creating The Waffle House phenomenon

if you hate your shitty ass fucking job, call it The Waffle House all over again!

"Fuck man, this job fucking sucks i hate it, its like the waffle house all over again!!"

by MindlessBrunette April 22, 2025

Green Waffle

Noun. An evolved vagina wherein a traditional blue waffle has manifested into gangrene, scalded skin syndrome, and Stevens-Johnson syndrome all rolled into one.

Kevin: Hey man, did you vote for Kamala?
Joe: Fuck no! I hate that queefing Green Waffle cunt!

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025

spanish waffle

when someone poops on another persons chest and then squishes it with their anus then folds it like a crepe then uses a cheese grater on penis cheese on to it then presses the cheese grater down to make a waffle shape

you want a spanish waffle

by odavo March 31, 2026