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Twat Waffle

A person who is to you, like a waffle sore is to a Vagina.
Girl, Roberto the 3rd is a Twat Waffle, actually I'd prefer an actual Twat Waffle.
by MendAkin October 17, 2019
mugGet the Twat Wafflemug.

twat waffle

A person of extreme stupidity and obliously knows it but continues to be on the defence.
Shut up you fucking twat waffle . You're so stupid.
by Biff Fuckuall January 17, 2017
mugGet the twat wafflemug.

Bitch waffle

1: a person who is both a bitch and a waffle, an insult primarily used by people who know very little sign language and take pride in the fact that the person they are insulting does not know what the hell they are doing.
2: someone who lacks brain cells, was most likely dropped as a child, and can to some degree be a dumb ass.
Scenario 1:
Person 1: your outfit is so ugly

Person 2: Well at least i'm not a *signs bitch waffle*
Person 1 is left anxious and confused.
Scenario 2:
Barbara: Tim is so annoying, I hate how I have to keep cleaning up after his mistakes
Barbara's sole friend and confidanr: Yeah he sounds like a bitch waffle
by stop saying I did 9/11 February 8, 2023
mugGet the Bitch wafflemug.

waffle dick

"I just saw Dan kick a puppy."

"Not surprised; I always thought he was kinda a waffle dick."
by Shrome July 9, 2023
mugGet the waffle dickmug.

waffle squish

(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.
Make sure you waffle squish your sh*t and clean my shower with soap instead of leaving me a surprise to clean after we hook up!
by re77815 December 5, 2020
mugGet the waffle squishmug.

Mac Waffle

A Mac Waffle is when you get so frustrated with your Apple laptop that you take a shit on your keyboard and close the laptop. Then, when opened again, you have a flattened turd with the impressions of small squares from the keyboard, giving it the likeness of a waffle.
Dude my MacBook is so frustrating. It won’t let me do anything that I have to do! I’m about to make a Mac Waffle!!
by jaytothegizzle March 31, 2021
mugGet the Mac Wafflemug.

Waffle Stomper

Someone who takes a shit in the shower and stomps it down the drain
Caught my roommate shittin' in the shower. Can't believe I live with a waffle stomper.
by psudeom July 25, 2022
mugGet the Waffle Stompermug.

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