Max Payne Thousand

Bad ass female. She cool asf. Typically used when talking to the guys.

Person 1 : Aye brodie, I got a shordy comin over tonight.
Person 2 YOOOO! She Max Payne Thousand?
Person 1: Fasho brodie. You alr know how im coming

by raawr :| June 21, 2022

Max young

He was short in his early days but will grow to be a towering 6,2. Has a massive penis and will do your mrs. If you get on the wrong side off Max Young he will punch knocking you out. Give him your money and he will like you.

Girl: omg his cock was so big

Girl.2: Ik

Girl.3: you guys only just received his cock I’ve been receiving max young’s cock every week

by Mambah November 22, 2021

retard maxxing

a mindset of deliberately rejecting overthinking and excessive self-analysis, choosing instead to live simply, act instinctively, and use one’s mind only for practical tasks rather than self-doubt or rumination.

After years of overthinking every decision, he finally started retard maxxing - just doing what needed to be done and not listening to the noise in his head.

by WomanPropagandist October 26, 2025

Max is great

Max is the best human alive. Nobody is greater than him.

Max is great and the best

by ME 2000 September 10, 2018

Max

A dickhead who will never get a pussy

fam, ur such a fucking max

by yessirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr June 14, 2021

Max

Guy that falls asleep because of too much alcohol.

Man with a relatively large afro: ‘yo where is Max?’
Boy with sick fat beard: ‘He’s sleeping because he drank too much. What a lightweight!’

The man and boy laugh too loud while slapping their thighs.

by The Great Harry Testes May 9, 2018

Max Stilp

Max's of the Stilp variety usually are distiguished by there huge, pubey heads

Oi Max Stilp ya big pubey mess!!

by wheeeyyyyyyy January 18, 2017