jay and silent bob

me and my homie. we are the real life equivalent

Random guy: hey tom and daz. you two are so much like jay and silent bob. teach me how to be as cool as you
tom and daz: sorry its impossible

by tinytom December 9, 2008

Bob Dylan

A great American singer-songwriter who came to prominence in the '60s, he would become, if not the voice of his generation, at least the composer of its soundtrack. His voice was, in its prime, perhaps the greatest musical instrument in all of history. Dylan's lyrics have earned him favorable comparison to such literary giants such as Milton, Donne, Tennyson and others (see Dylan's Visions of Sin by Professor of Poetry Sir Christopher Ricks). He is of the type of artist which the world will get once every few hundred years. Though most reading this dictionary will have missed the Age of Shakespeare, they may take comfort in knowing that they've lived in the Age of Dylan.

Pete Townshend compared the influence of hearing Bob Dylan to the influence of being born.

by iammewhoelse July 5, 2010

sponge bob square pants

absorbent and yellow and porous

by die July 28, 2003

Bob Dylan

A folk musician from the sixties who is INCREDIBLY OLD but still FREAKING AWESOME.

"Bob Dylan's so awesome. He could be my grandpa."

by Helen Nigma March 20, 2010

Sponge Bob Squishy Pants

An fat ugly girl who tries and fails to look skinny by stuffing her fat cottage cheese ass into a pair of pants that are about 3 sizes too small. Usually not her fault because manufacturers of pants fail to make pants in her required size.

Bertha who you trying to kid squishing your ass into those jeans. Why don't you use your sewing skills and stitch 2 pairs together to compensate or better yet purchase a muumuu!!

by Tommy R May 23, 2005

sponge bob square pants

one extreanly hot sexy spongey lil bitch,i would never use him as a household tool!!!

i want him to absorb my spillage!!!!!!!!

by spongebobfreakme!!! April 19, 2004

Sex Bob-Omb Effect

So impressed or stunned that you have the feeling of being surprised pleasantly, like when you listen to an amazing band for the first time.

The name comes from the movie and comic book series Scott Pilgrim. Sex Bob-Ombs is the name of Scott's band, and Knives (Scott's ex) was utterly impressed with Sex Bob-Ombs, and fell in love with the band immediatly. Thus, the Sex Bob-Omb effect kicked in, leaving her stunned.

Person 1: Have you listened to the new song by Crash and the Boys?

Person 2: Eh, it was okay, but didn't have a Sex Bob-Omb effect.

Person 1: What do you think of this music video?

Person 2: *unable to speak from the Sex Bob-Omb Effect*

by Jennifer the Dark October 15, 2011