John Nicoletti

My dad

"When will John Nicoletti support me and my mom?"

by peefwan October 27, 2017

Happy John

Happy John Someone who gets sadistic pleasure by tormenting his friends or coworkers. This may involve dry anal rape, kidnaping, or grand theft.

I can not believe he did the Happy John to me by putting that box cutter in my butt.

by The Lar November 21, 2019

John Smith

The name assigned to one seeking to remove attention to themselves when going undercover in a corporate setting. Usually a quiet type, often siloed to a single project, but always paired with the Target at some point. Not uncommon to be paired with a manager with a first name like Larry or Joe in the case of corporate takeovers.

Hey man, I hear we’ve just hired a new engineer named John Smith to take over your project… and some new manager to oversee it named Joe. Foster the people bro’ - this could be the end for us.

by Justzisguyyaknow September 18, 2021

John martek

Kid who wants to be the truck scene killer but shhhhhhhh.....dont tell anyone

"John marteks truck is stock"

"John martek is slow"

by Truckrice January 24, 2018

homeless john

Homeless John is used to describe someone who is extremely skilled, clinically insane, or someone who possesses hardcore survival skills (or all of the above). The phrase originates from Homeless John, a being that was so drunk and in so much debt that he travelled across the United States several times. He was enlisted in the Vietnam War and witnessed the killing of John alongside Daryl and Mr. Krabs. When he returned home to the USA, he was beaten for being a "war-mongering piece of shit". He claimed that he didn't know if they were Viet Cong or civilians (he knew). Later, Homeless John found himself in extreme debt to the Syrian government, so he sold his brother to them in exchange for alcohol, Cheetos, and two whole cents.

C: Hey, Dave! How was that hiking trip with Harold?
D: Harold got lost for 8 days but we met up again. He somehow found fresh water and a source of food.
C: He's such a Homeless John.

Yo, who the FUCK is this xX6AlssBeeter9Xx kid?!?! He just shot me from halfway across the fucking map! He's such a fucking Homeless John.

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son is... well, let's just say he's a Homeless John.

by Daryl2 December 3, 2020

John C

A.K.A cronos, a John C typically traps, constantly gets robbed, but still the good manz. A John C drives a ‘bella’ she should be disgusting and thrashed otherwise you can’t be a John C.

Yo u got a John C car type shit

by FISHINGCLUB October 30, 2019

john york

A handjob with a condom on.

Brian: Did you hear about Drew's date last night?
Greg: Yeah, I heard he got a john york, what a loser.

by rugmuncher82 October 10, 2017