The Joseph Outcome 

When a girl dating a guy named Joseph starts telling her friends about how well he treats her and her friends raise their standards in guys

Averie: my boyfriend cooks for me and treats me amazing, he's the best I've ever had

Sammie: my boyfriend hasn't cooked for me once and I've been with him for 3 years

Averie: he got me flowers too

Bre: I gotta raise my standards

Sammie: He's gotta step it up, maybe he could take a few lessons from him

Later on

Sammie: I'm not with my boyfriend anymore

Averie: Damn, I'm sorry

Sammie: it's ok, he wasn't that good anyways

Averie: ah, that's The Joseph Outcome

The Joseph Outcome by Imdeadinsidebutstillhorny August 14, 2023

The Jack-Zone 

This is the darkest pits of the friend zone. Once you are put in there, you will never return.

"Lily put Jason in The Jack-Zone."

The Jack-Zone by Lilza_09 August 19, 2023

The jehovah witness 

While spooning it keeps getting hard even though it is not the intention, ie. before insertion or after.

Damn, we have The jehovah witness and he’s knockin at the front door again!

Looks like The jehovah witness is at the back door. Well I hope it goes away!

The jehovah witness by Krispy squirrel 1802 August 31, 2023

The Jason 

When someone is drinking a redbull and puts his erect penis in your face, in the loudest and most obnoxious way possible.

Amanda was reading quietly, when her boyfriend pants less and drinking his redbull did The Jason, and she was very unhappy about it.

The Jason by Spanky888 September 3, 2023

The Jungle 

What you call an automated plant farm in Astroneer that has multiplied exponentially to the point where it threatens the safety of your home.

"Uh oh, my Elegant Spewflower farm has turned into The Jungle! (misc. sounds of creating explosives)"

The Jungle by empha September 18, 2023

the jf way 

3 words that are the school moto of John Flamsteed Community School: Ambitious, Committed, Proud. It’s ways that u can show these 3 qualities ina nod out of school, and is plastered on posters all around my school. (John Flamsteed) Ripely Academy (John Flamsteed’s partner school) has the Ripley Way, which is literally the same thing but just for their school.

Nobody follows these rules/qualities tho, we’re all just assholes ✌️

The Jf Way xxxxxx

the jf way by Tessla_xtlgx_03 September 18, 2023

The joe dirty 

When someone your hangout with just low key packs there stuff and dips the fuck out!!!!!

Hey guys where did Joe go ?

Reply
Oh I guess he did the joe dirty!

The joe dirty by Shanikssss October 6, 2023