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any dick does the trick 

Often paired with the other term "any hole's a goal", states how any male with functioning genitalia is worth going for. mostly used by women, but hey, its a free country
"girl, that guy has been eyeing you down for an hour now"
"he isn't even cute"
"girl, any dick does the trick".

little jimmy and the twins 

A penis. Little Jimmy as the dick, and the twins, as the balls.

Dick
Penis
He surely was playing with little Jimmy and the twins.

Reverse-lady-and-the-tramp 

This act requires 2 participants and a set of anal beads. Each participant will insert an end of the string of beads, and continue as such, until they are met with each other's butt cheeks and their anuses "kiss", like in the much loved Disney classic, Lady and the Tramp. May also be done with a dildo.
He asked me if I wanted to do the Reverse-lady-and-the-tramp, it doesn't get more romantic than that!

Elevator does not go to the top floor 

The person is not that smart, and probably won't get the joke.
America: Some people say my elevator go to the top floor but I don't even have an elevator.

Italy: I've heard that one too, let's go out and buy one!
or
X: Hey your Elevator does not go to the top floor.
Y: What?

List Of People Who Died On The Toilet 

List Of People Who Died On The Toilet is a List Of People Who Died On The Toilet

(I’m so immature help me)
Help.... it’s starting to itch...

Yeah please don’t accept List Of People Who Died On The Toilet

Princess Angelina contessa louisa Francesca banana fanna bo besca the third 

Dot warner from Animaniacs’ full name, damn that’s a long fucking name
“I’m Princess Angelina contessa Louisa Francesca banana fanna bo besca the third, but you can call me Dot!”