If a girl would sleep with you while they're sober, but end up passing out due to alcohol or other reasons; it's still ok to have sex with them in their unconscious state.
"dude how did you get any action last night? she was passed out cold!"
"I used the law of unconscious consent!"
"I used the law of unconscious consent!"
by eziggs18 July 18, 2009
Get the the law of unconscious consentmug. 1. If you actually possess something, you have a stronger legal claim to owning it than someone who merely says it belongs to him or her.
2. something that you say which means that if you have something, it is difficult for other people to take it away from you.
2. something that you say which means that if you have something, it is difficult for other people to take it away from you.
1. Dana may say he owns this house, but we actually live in it, and possession is nine-tenths of the law.
2. It would be hard to ask for the piano back after they've had it for so long. Possession is nine-tenths of the law and all that.
2. It would be hard to ask for the piano back after they've had it for so long. Possession is nine-tenths of the law and all that.
by Dorothy-cute April 1, 2011
Get the Possession is nine-tenths of the lawmug. Saying the name of an attack increases its power. Made popular by hbi2k's abridged series of the anime 'Gantz'
A popular example of Law #44 is DBZ's Goku shouting when he uses the Ka-me-ha-me-ha Wave
A popular example of Law #44 is DBZ's Goku shouting when he uses the Ka-me-ha-me-ha Wave
Kato- You've each got to make up an attack name!
Beshonen Kurono- What?!?!
Kato- Law of Anime Physics # 44!
Goku- Kaaaaaaa.....Meeeeee.......Haaaaaaaaa.......Meeeeeeee......HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Beshonen Kurono- What?!?!
Kato- Law of Anime Physics # 44!
Goku- Kaaaaaaa.....Meeeeee.......Haaaaaaaaa.......Meeeeeeee......HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
by The Jew Fox December 29, 2010
Get the Law of Anime Physics # 44mug. Common Law Marriage is defined when you live with your significant other and you get a dog together. Common Law has nothing to do with different names, joint bank accounts, or paying for bills separately.
by Bill December 6, 2004
Get the Common Law Marriagemug. Nobody has lived to tell the tale of d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Math, (READ ON AT YOUR OWN RISK)
Law 1: Arithmetic of Commutative Associative.
Law 2: Distributive hard Fractal.
Law 3: "Do I have to call home today because all you have accomplished is writing a dick and balls in someone else's book"
Law 1: Arithmetic of Commutative Associative.
Law 2: Distributive hard Fractal.
Law 3: "Do I have to call home today because all you have accomplished is writing a dick and balls in someone else's book"
Him: "Hey Broskie, do you know what a Distributive hard Fractal is?"
Her: "Well, of course, I in fact follow d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Math"
Him: "Wow, you lived to tell the tale?"
Her: "Wanna get juice?"
Her: "Well, of course, I in fact follow d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Math"
Him: "Wow, you lived to tell the tale?"
Her: "Wanna get juice?"
by d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Math June 14, 2021
Get the d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Mathmug. The law of force and acceleration states that an object depends upon the net force acting upon the object and the mass of the object. Also know in simpler words as an object's acceleration depends on the net force acting upon the object and its mass. This was done by thereal lola
Dude: Why is my car zooming?
Me, an intellectual: Because of the force and it weight and the Newton's second law of motion
dude: WHOA
Me, an intellectual: Because of the force and it weight and the Newton's second law of motion
dude: WHOA
by Thereallola November 14, 2018
Get the Newton's Second Law of Motionmug. The world's oldest continually valid food and drink regulation. The reason for the law was to assure that valuable bread cereals would be used for beer brewing.
The actual Purity Law is a result of the Bavarian Duke, Wilhelm IV. He instated the law at the Ingolstadt Parliament in 1516. The reason to institute such a law was mainly the quality of "Beers" at that time. At that time, spices used were fruits, herbs, weeds such as anis, myrtle, oak leaves, ivy (poisonous), along with the poisonous seeds of herbstzeitlosen, raspberries, elderberry, caraway, lavender, dandelion, bay leaves, balm, mint, nutmeg, cherry leaves, plums, rose leaves, rosemary, wild rosemary, schluessel flowers, juniper berries, and lemon were normally used for brewing. Thereby, there were certain reasons for these uses. As an example, some ingredients were used as a substitute for hops, others for the intoxicating effect, others to extend the shelf life. It is easy to see that beers at that time had little to do with what we know today as beer.
The actual Purity Law is a result of the Bavarian Duke, Wilhelm IV. He instated the law at the Ingolstadt Parliament in 1516. The reason to institute such a law was mainly the quality of "Beers" at that time. At that time, spices used were fruits, herbs, weeds such as anis, myrtle, oak leaves, ivy (poisonous), along with the poisonous seeds of herbstzeitlosen, raspberries, elderberry, caraway, lavender, dandelion, bay leaves, balm, mint, nutmeg, cherry leaves, plums, rose leaves, rosemary, wild rosemary, schluessel flowers, juniper berries, and lemon were normally used for brewing. Thereby, there were certain reasons for these uses. As an example, some ingredients were used as a substitute for hops, others for the intoxicating effect, others to extend the shelf life. It is easy to see that beers at that time had little to do with what we know today as beer.
Thank goodness for the German Purity Law of 1516. If not beer would taste like crap and we would die of food poisoning.
by Diane aka the BITCH July 26, 2005
Get the German Purity Law of 1516mug.