Assid Burn

The extreme burning pain in the ass caused by:

a) undigested ass-raping habanero pepper chemicals

passing the sphincter.

b) unlubricated ass-scraping friction of a cock in the butt.

c) excessive ass-wiping while cleaning up a stubborn

morning-after spicy dinner shit.

"I am getting too old for hot salsa... gives me assid burn by

morning!"

"Spit on it, dickhead... you're giving me a fucking assid

burn!!"

"Bloody hell! I've given myself assid burn wiping up the damn

jalapeno bean dip that came down the pipe, this morning!"

by dbodude April 2, 2013

Burns Girls

Burns girls (n.): A subclass of high school females hailing from Burns, Oregon, known for smelling like a crab boil left in a middle school locker and having more bodies than a Civil War battlefield. Typically found lurking in lifted trucks, DM’ing your man while calling you “bestie,” and offering zero loyalty unless it’s to their vape flavor.

"After hooking up with three guys in one night, stealing a vape, crying on her story, and blaming it all on her ex — yeah, she’s 100% one of those Burns girls."

by Upperdeckermakesurpeckerbigger October 14, 2025

Steven burns it

When you really mean something and you want people to know it’s true you Steven burns it

Yeh he really pushed him off a deck, I Steven burns it

by Noojo January 23, 2021

Paul burns

A man who is very easy to describe and define.

Who is Paul burns?
A man who works in an oil yard with stan and who loves the gym. Not a huge fan of Lundy,

by Jessiejott93 December 20, 2013

red and burning

It’s means it’s a turn on

Luke- she gets me red and burning

by greengrape25 February 15, 2024

Columbian Rug Burn

When you drag your testicles across your rug, it gives you a big rug burn on your penis. After that, you pour bleach over the wound.

yo bro i just gave my self a Columbian Rug Burn last week

by Gay_faggot_swag25 April 29, 2025

The C Burns

To like black huge cock in their mouth

Do you know what Melanie was doing last night?
Yeah, she was busy with The C Burns!

by darkdrop July 14, 2011