Upperdeckermakesurpeckerbigger's definitions
Burns girls (n.): A subclass of high school females hailing from Burns, Oregon, known for smelling like a crab boil left in a middle school locker and having more bodies than a Civil War battlefield. Typically found lurking in lifted trucks, DM’ing your man while calling you “bestie,” and offering zero loyalty unless it’s to their vape flavor.
"After hooking up with three guys in one night, stealing a vape, crying on her story, and blaming it all on her ex — yeah, she’s 100% one of those Burns girls."
by Upperdeckermakesurpeckerbigger October 14, 2025

by Upperdeckermakesurpeckerbigger October 14, 2025

Aka Momo, a very chill guy but damn does he love his Mc Donalds. Dude can put down more double bacon quarter pounders with cheese then Trapper. He also belives pussy is a myth
by Upperdeckermakesurpeckerbigger October 14, 2025
