choc special

to get someone naked in your bed then opening your big gob which ends in them promptly getting dressed and fucking off home without you getting nob wet

you idiot, the hardest part is getting her naked, you managed to open your big mouth and pull a choc special

by choccy crack rawlins August 25, 2009

extra special sorry

1. A terrified apology.

2. What you say when your gf/bf is furious and you've really f'd up.

I'm extra special sorry, please don't kill me and dance on my corpse!

I'm extra special sorry I was a lyin' cheatin' scumsucker all these years, dear.

by ergolynn February 20, 2010

Mike-a-veli Special

A hockey goal scored by one-timing through the five hole of a goalie.

Oh get real, that's a Mike-a-veli Special.

by Da Hamburgla January 4, 2010

Field Special

When one of your friends drinks themselves into a such a drunken state they can no longer function properly. This usually takes place at festivals and could involve rolling themselves onto a camp fire, coma like states of sleep, soiling themselves and most definitely blowing raspberry's on strangers

"We went to the pub on friday and Marc did a Field Special"

by Hatty Fattima June 9, 2009

Oral Doctor Special

A female patient is in the dentist's office, and your dental hygienist is a very hefty older man and he begins to clean out your mouth with whale sperm, resulting in a half whale half human baby with a severely enlarged left testicle and unsually wide anal gap, in which a baseball bat was suitable for pleasure.

I was looking forward to getting rid of my bad breath germs, but i ended up recieving an oral doctor special.

by Derrick Is Da Man June 15, 2009

One-Flush Special

The one-flush special is an act of masturbation. In said act, one first produces excrement into any given toilet. After this being done, the given person proceeds to masturbate without flushing, becoming aroused by the stench of his own feces, leading to an incredible climax. After the ejaculant is cleaned, the mixture of excrement and semen is finally flushed.

Tom: "Hey man I heard you jacked off in the grocery store bathroom"
Friend: "Yeah bro, I pulled off the one-flush special!"

by Habertown December 23, 2010

Painter's Special

A breakfast combination made up of the following: 2 eggs any style, side of grits, side of bacon or sausage, 2 pieces of toast or a biscuit, 1 pitcher light beer, preferably Miller High Life or PBR.

I was down at the local pub this morning and there was a crusty old guy in there ordering a Painter's Special. I looked at him and said "nice call".

by lowcountrygrits September 22, 2010