one-timing

Having a one-off sexual encounter, similar to a one night stand.

Do you think Vicky would be interested in one-timing me?

by Bilby123 March 14, 2008

taming the one-eyed-python

The act of masturbation.

Refers to ancient mythology wherein many a hero succumbed to the whims of the legendary one-eyed-python and attempted to tame the savage beast, often with sticky results.

Guy No. 1 - Hey what're you doing tonight, man?

Guy No. 2 - Taming the one-eyed-python.

Guy No. 1 - Need some help?

by HapaxHog September 16, 2013