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Scalf Rock

A genre of rock that is charecterised by one or more of the members in the band wearing a scalf. The musical characteristics of this genre include harder rocking tunes in the bands earlier stages which then evolve to softer melodic ballads that entail homoerotic atmosphere and cliche' lyrics. The band tries to disguise this change in sound as musical 'maturity' when really, it is just gay.
Guy 1: Hey man you check out that Hinder concert last week?

Guy 2: Na man im really bummed cos they are my favourite scalf rock bands

Guy 1: Thats cool, i got two tickets to the fray this weekend you down?
by Spillaz July 30, 2010
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Rock-Coffee

The use of rock music to either wake ones self up, or to keep someone awake. Particularly when behind the wheel of a car.
Tim had a long road trip ahead of him so he used some rock-coffee to keep himself awake.
by Zach Attack 360 March 11, 2010
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Marius Rock

When out in the wilderness, "Marius Rock" can release hormonal sensations within you when in sight... ;) Often women stay with him until the moon comes out, they write home to their husbands about the relaxing experience he settles them in. They normally don't sleep much when he is there.
Wow, I feel changed, Marius Rock was there... lifted me up like a parcel. I am going to leave my husband, for Marius is a bear compared to him.
by shrimpthepimp March 18, 2021
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Tutorial Rocks

Tutorial Rocks is a free school book archive website with lots of detailed posts. Their mission is to provide students with great informational tutorials!
We learned something new from Tutorial Rocks!
by WhatColorIsYourBugatti November 15, 2022
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Rock Shrine

Something that is needed by anyone with a brain to tell others that It's about drive, it's about power we stay hungry we devour, put in the work put in the hours and take what's ours
Person one: Pleaseee help me build a rock shrine *puppy eyes*
Person two: Yes i should give in because I love The Rock
by Pikazz November 13, 2021
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Mock-Rock

A semi-derogatory term originating in the the UK in the 1970s to describe a band that purports to playing rock music but is not the ‘real-deal’ and is “manufactured” to appear tougher and more gritty than they are.

Usually used when a band reaches a wide audience seemingly through reputation rather than by ability AKA “The Emporer’s new clothes”

These bands are often liked by 15-25 year old males who work in Estate Agents or Building Societies during the week but at weekends put on the obligatory band t shirts which MUST be coloured BLACK (and which can be worn with an optional bandana).
Queen are not real rockers they are just mock-rock. The mock-rockers Aerosmith.
by One Eyed Pete October 28, 2018
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Poop Rock

1. A very hard poop usually in pellet size

2. A rock you carry with you to the restroom, it can be the same rock or a new rock dropped off each time

3. The rock that people often use to hide a key in front of their house, that very conspicuously looks more like a rock made of poop than a real rock
1. Man, I need to change my diet, I've been pooping rocks for weeks!

2a. Hey, can you pass me my poop rock? I need to make a pitstop.
2b. We are running low on poop rocks.
2c. If you are gonna be in there awhile don't forget*the* poop rock!

3 - To get into the house just grab the key under the poop rock out front when you get there.
by Riley85 February 8, 2022
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