Chocolate Top Hat

Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.

"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."

by Turdgod December 27, 2016

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Hat trick

Penetrating a woman's mouth, vagina, and anus in one sex session.

Man, Lara was great. I gave her the hat trick last night.

by Julester July 14, 2017

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hat flicker

When some bro shit happens on you.

That last girl at the bar was a total hat flicker.

by DatMafk October 22, 2018

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hat

worn to protect your skin from the sun

i always wear a hat

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

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Daddy-Wobbly-Hat

British slang term for a policeman, unique to Plymouth.

Alright mate, keep an eye out for old Daddy-Wobbly-Hat while I mug this old lady.

Alternatively;

Oh no, the I’ve been arrested by the Daddy-Wobbly-Hats for indecent exposure.

by Reuben Smith September 5, 2023

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