fake

someone who doesnt @ a person or is not friends with them and goes and talks abou them.

wow, shes so fake. she said we werent friends i get that but she still talked about me.

by angall November 19, 2018

fake take

When you have sex with someone, but you don't intend to connect emotionally with that person afterwards.

Girl: This isn't a real relationship. That wasn't meaningful sex. This is a fake take.

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

Fake lag

When someone claims to lag in a video game just to hide their terrible skills

Adrian has fake lag because he always messes up in video games

by Walking ralrus December 2, 2018

Fake Smart

Fake Smart is when you are not smart by IQ and you don't study, but you are good at guessing on tests due to your thought process.

Alex is fake smart, but people mistake him for smart due to his scores.

by Shugga1002 December 3, 2018

Fake Friend

Fake people refer to people that pretend to like you but are literally stabbing you in the back. I’m sorry to break it to you but we’ve at least had one fake friend in our life and check yourself because you could be the fake friend. 👀

Gossip Girl: Did you hear what Jenna did to Sandy at lunch!
Gossip Girl #2: YEAH SHE IS SUCH A FAKE FRIEND TO SANDY!

by seoulstel December 3, 2018

Fake Friend

Fake Friends are literally the worst friends. They pretend to like you but backstab you. Sorry to break it to you but we’ve all had at least one fake friend in our life. Check yourself because you might be one of them👀

Gossip Girl#1: Hey did you see the nudes that Jenna leaked of her best friend! It was a whole forest down there.
Gossip Girl #2: Yeah I even saw Jenna talking crap about her best friend in the lockeroom today! What a fake friend...

by seoulstel December 3, 2018

Fake friend

Someone that will talk about you behind your back and then act like they never did anything wrong.

Someone that will go out with your ex not long after you break up, they might do it without you knowing.

Someone that will only stay with you in your happiest times but will leave during your darkest.

~worst case scenario~ Someone that will pretend to be your best friend when people are around but when they leave they will ignore you and give you dirty looks and tell you harsh words.

Fake friend: Omg, girl, that necklace is so cute! Where did you get it?

Fake friend to others: That necklace was the worst looking necklace I've ever seen.

Girl: Guy and I broke up last night.

Fake friend: Oh no. Really? I'm so sorry. He wasn't worth your time anyway.

Girl: I guess your right. It's going to be hard for me to get over him though.

•a few days later girl finds out fake friend and guy are dating•

Girl: Hey! I just got a new car!

Fake friend: Really? Come pick me up and we can go for a ride around town.

Girl: Hey.. My parents are getting a divorce.. Can I call you?

Fake friend: Oh hey I just saw your text.I was busy. Sorry about your parents.

Fake friend to other friends: She made a bad grade on her test but she doesn't let that bring her down!

•other friends leave•
Fake friend: You're so stupid. That test was so easy. How did you not get an A?

by hmu whenever December 4, 2018