This is not the only option yeah life is a bitch yeah but suicide is not the only option you are so important to so many people that need you and love you and care about you you are wanted needed and appreciated so don't ever think that ending your own life is the only option talk to your friends and if you can/want to talk to your family but I promise everything will be alright
Suicide means ending your life but ending your own life is not the only option I promise everything will be alright I promise
When life gets really bad and you want to end it all...but good people keep saying, “God gives his best soldiers the worst missions” so that is keeping you alive
Them: she commited suicide
Me: stop saying “commited” as if suicide is a crime. bullying is a crime and you people are the definition of bullies...
A suicide is a drink, made by mixing all drinks available to you, particularly soft-drinks at a fast food restaurant where dispensers are right next to each other, and going in a line whilst filling up a little bit of each soda/drink. 99% of the time it ends in a pale brown colour, and they all kind of taste the same in the end.
Max- ''What drink are you gonna get''
Tommy- ''I'm gonna make a suicide''
Max- ''What's that''
Tommy- ''Well here it's Pepsi, Fanta, Diet Pepsi, Fanta and Cherry Pepsi''
You and 5 of your friends at a sleepover prank calling the suicide hot line at 3 in the morning.
How a suicide prank call usually goes:
Daniel: I’ve been having dark thoughts lately.
Operator: We all have dark thoughts sometimes.
Daniel: Especially when my uncle is 6 inches inside of me.
Operator: Wait, what?