Jacob

jacob is a pathetic dick wad who gets emotionally attached way to quick and blames a his suicidal tendencies on you‼︎

man i hate jacob.

by rainbowkittensurprise November 2, 2019

Jacob

Noun

Derogatory term for a narcissistic beta gymnast

You're such a Jacob, get away from me.

by Smexy Satan November 24, 2021

Jacob Clapper

A person who typically could be defined as a double bagger

That guy over there really is a Jacob Clapper

by Johnsonbardt October 9, 2023

Jacobs girlfriend

Not the prettiest girlfriend in the world

jacob: "i just realized i have the prettiest girlfriend in the world"
Jacobs girlfriend: "i-"

by jacobsgirfriend:( September 27, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He may be shy at first, but you will later see how beautiful and amazing his personality is. He is hilarious, sporty, smart, drop-dead gorgeous, an over all good guy, and knows how to make someone's day a whole lot better. He's good with the girls and is friends with everyone.

Jacob is most compatible with names that start with: C, A, D, R, and N

Jacobs lucky numbers: 1, 9, 18, and 19

Person 1: That dude over there is such good guy
Person 2: Yeah, his name is Jacob
Person 1: Oh! That makes sense!

by um..i ever went to oovoo javer October 15, 2019

Jacob

The one person who will pull fake ass patch notes out of their ass and present them as the truth, this person will also get any game lore incorrect.

Jacob told me that the new smg shoots cum instead of bullets.

by Lilly IDK April 14, 2024

Jacob

A piece of shit with no future, he is a big boomer and should go blond

Stephania: “Hey Jacob go blond!”

Jacob: “No, I don’t want to look like a tater tot!”

by Goblondjacob November 19, 2019