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I was home alone, because my boyfriend was still at work so I decided to take a bath. 5 minutes after the bath room door opens and my boyfriend Justin busts in gets into the tub and starts thrusting his huge dick into my pussy. "HARDER HARDER FASTER OOOHHH BABY" I yell. He cums then comes of my pussy. We get out and I drain the water, we walk in to the room and I start giving him a blowjob. He runs his fingers through my hair. "Stop. Wait lets get back in the tub." He says. He picks me up, and starts to make out with me. We get to the bathroom and slams me on the wall never breaking the kiss. He puts me in the tub then fucks me hard. I get on top of him and rides him like a horse. We do this for an hour, then falls asleep in the tub until we wake up and do it again.
I hope that helped u understand what bathroom sex is.
I was home alone, because my boyfriend was still at work so I decided to take a bath. 5 minutes after the bath room door opens and my boyfriend Justin busts in gets into the tub and starts thrusting his huge dick into my pussy. "HARDER HARDER FASTER OOOHHH BABY" I yell. He cums then comes of my pussy. We get out and I drain the water, we walk in to the room and I start giving him a blowjob. He runs his fingers through my hair. "Stop. Wait lets get back in the tub." He says. He picks me up, and starts to make out with me. We get to the bathroom and slams me on the wall never breaking the kiss. He puts me in the tub then fucks me hard. I get on top of him and rides him like a horse. We do this for an hour, then falls asleep in the tub until we wake up and do it again.
I hope that helped u understand what bathroom sex is.
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