Spit Shower

Upon entering a shower with your other half, you must proceed to spit on them, once doing this, proceeding to enjoy light sexual encounters until out of human saliva.

Hi Matt, are you horny?
I am Steph, would you like a spit shower?
I certainly would ;)

by AnnaTuba December 11, 2012

Shower-job

Having your penis stimulated and get a boner while you are taking a shower. Usually water falls on it and will feel like a BJ.

You- Man I can't stand taking a shower anymore!

Guy- How come?

You- I always get a Shower-job and my penis gets all big!

Guy- That stinks man!

by kingballer16 August 15, 2010

Cole Shower

A shower in where you don't want to be grody but you also don't want to waste time drying off so you simply run the water over your head and proceed to the window for a bowl of marijuana.

Nikka1: Fuck dude! They're gonna be here any fucking minute, I dont have time for a shower!

Nikka2: It's ok bro, go take a Cole shower.

by Dat Niqqa October 23, 2011

shower wipe

Taking a shower after defecating to skip the wiping process. This is less messy, as you can wipe your arse with your hands and then wash your hands.

Johnny: "Dude I just dropped a huge one, sorry for the mess"

Dave: "You wipe, or pull the old shower wipe trick?"

Johnny: "Showered obviously, though the back of my hands still smell a bit."

by wankoneoff November 20, 2013

sloser

a skiing loser who is hid

eww look at those slosers wearing their spider jackets thinking they're all that and a bag of chips.

by weener,kreamie,bug October 23, 2007

spartan shower

Sex involving vomit

"Dude that chick went so low and then she gave me a spartan shower!" "What a champ."

by 2Meg247 December 22, 2008

Polish shower

Affectionately known as the PT. To receive a kick to the nuts for acting out douchebaggery.

Joe sported the chin pubes and a solid gold necklace last night to the bar. I couldn't look at the douchebag for another second so I treated him to a polish shower.

by shepv December 1, 2007