sassage

A sausage with attitude.

Real men don't eat quiche; they eat sassages. So do real women. Sassages are the new fish. They are the new black.

by Sarah Shrubb March 11, 2008

sausagehead

an unknown, overmatched opponent in a contest...used in basketball or dominoes.

I dont know why I have to waste my time with a sausagehead in order to get to the championship round.

by OGpmpdog September 16, 2007

Sausages Are Already Out There

When your information/idea/ or who you are in general is already well known to those that know you. No need to ask any questions or seek clarification. It is what it is.

"I dont know why he was all askin' me about how I felt about him going out with his friends. My sausages are already out there!"

by Plenty O'Toole June 13, 2007

The Sausages do not Approve

A phrase coined by F8thLeSS-Priicher meant to be a stupid way of making a negative statement with a referance to "My Hime" an anime in which one character's hair has ponytail-like things that look like sausages and is the jealous-type and when she thinks her "boyfriend" is looking at someone else her hair moves around franticly while she yells at him.

Clutz: Why won't this Computer work?!
F8thLeSS: Because The Sausages do not Approve of your methods.
Clutz: *punch*
F8thLeSS: Asshole...

by F8thLeSS-Priicher January 19, 2009

sausagefest

A group of 5 or more that consists of 80%-100% males. Refers to the amount of "sausages" in the group.

(all male group sitting at lunch table)

Bob: What a freakin' sausagefest!!!

by patriotslover2300 March 25, 2009

Sausagefesting

The verb form of sausagefest, being in a group w/ all guys or mostly guys, screwing around. Usually said over text.

A: Hey what're you doing?
B: Uh we're sausagefesting, what do you think?

by xSLAPPYBAGx January 21, 2009

Sausagefests

A party containing nothing but men. Used as an insult, as a way to call someone gay.

That party last Friday was such a sausagefest.

by Steven October 8, 2004