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hold my beer

1. (originally) The act of handing one's drink to another before attempting a dangerous stunt--that has never been before attempted; this often involves an element of stupidity.

Person: OMG, that guy just performed a perfect back three-and-a-half somersault pike dive!
Drunk: Pfft! That's nothing--hold my beer!

Drunk 1: No one's ever tried riding from the roof on a sheet of metal.
Drunk 2: Here. Hold my beer.

2. (online)
a. Video clips of people performing dangerous feats that they often immediately regret.

Anything classified as a fail is a possible "hold my beer" video clip.

b. (Twitter) An indication that, although events were awful, even worse calamities are about to present themselves.

2016: I've done my damage.
2017: Here. Hold my beer.
I can do THAT! Here, hold my beer!
by HowDidEyeGetHere April 19, 2018
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My Coochie Be Stankin'

The state of being shit-faced drunk.

coined by Johnny Tacoma
"I had one too many vodka tonics at happy hour, now 'My Coochie be Stankin'"
by Poonstankqua January 10, 2009
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my dogs are barking

I just worked a 12 hour shift, my dogs are barking.
by APB15 March 31, 2009
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my honest reaction

An internet meme which portrays one's ability to not give a fuck or not care.
You are horrid at maths

my honest reaction:
by AFoxWhichIsClever March 12, 2023
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oh my Arceus

(interjection) An interjection used among Pokémon fanatics to replace "Oh my God".

The reason why Arceus replaces God is simple: Arceus is the Pokémon responsible for the creation of the Sinnoh region, and possibly the whole universe (Pokéverse, if you may) according to myths around the world of Pokémon. His legend dates back to Generation 4 (Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum). Arceus is also called "The Original One".

Arceusism is a polytheistic belief system. According to said myth/religion, Arceus is said to be born from an egg, emerging from a vortex, and then created the Legendaries of time, space, and antimatter: Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina, respectively. When mankind started inhabiting Sinnoh, he created three Pokémon to give humans knowledge, emotions, and willpower.

The term, in real life, is used as jargon among fans, as reversed verisimilitude to the Pokémon universe. It is also used online where "Oh my God" might provoke a number of religious and/or sensitive people.
"I just got the new Pokémon game!"
"Oh my Arceus! Can I see?"
by cutesy pastel living doll November 4, 2013
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back in my day

The way an old man tells you to stop whining about shit that people back in their day did differently
Old Man: Back in my day, we didnt have toilet paper, we just wiped our asses with leaves

Young Man: Holy Shit, that must've sucked ass.
by GrapeRape69 October 16, 2014
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snatched my weave

A phrase used to describe being astoundingly impressed
Holy shit! Did you see their dance choreography? Parris Goebel just totally snatched my weave
by Cocomon March 4, 2016
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