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Dick Riding

Becoming infatuated with, endorsing, or kissing up to someone or something which is very popular at the moment in hopes of gaining recognition, a sense of fulfillment, or publicity.
Hurricane Katrina, The Haiti Earthquake, and Obama's Election were all notable publicized events where everyone and their grandmother got involved, showed support while it was still a hot issue, and dropped it as if it had never occurred once the media stopped spamming every channel and air wave with coverage.

Hence they were all "dick riding" like the "cool kids" to appear "trendy" or have "water cooler conversation" for the office.
by Cookei June 22, 2010
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cheeto dick

a person of the male species who spends an unhealthy amount of time playing video games and eating cheetos, and occasionally masturbating, getting cheeto cheese on his dick.
Kevin is such a cheeto dick, he spent all day yesterday playing video games and masturbating with the other hand.
by scubadubadoo January 1, 2010
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Dick Turban

Meaning: (i) condom, love glove or protective sheath used for safe fornication; (ii) ritualistic headdress religiously wrapped around the anointed head in anticipation of consummation with a divine being; (iii) something that curiously sounds very much like the name of the Illinois Senator, Dick Durbin.
Yo Kumar, unless you want to be the baby daddy, you best safety wrap your boy--don your dick turban!
by jinmao October 8, 2008
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dick lasagna

the process of placing your penis and ejaculating between a menstruating woman's vaginal lips
yo i think ma bitch is on da rag, guess we gunna have to do a dick lasagna.
by Flama blanca November 29, 2010
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Dick Cheney

The only heartless person in the world to have heart complications, also has bad eyesight proven by his ability to mistake a human for a quail.
see Satan
You can't spell Dick Cheney without dick
by Nemesis921 March 4, 2009
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Dick Cheney

1) Former Vice President of the United States.

2) When a man is receiving fellatio from two or more women at once, as he is about to cum into one of the girl's mouths, immediately before, he pulls out and "accidentally" shoots it into the face of the other girl. The girl then apologizes and says that she should have gotten out of the way.
Dick Cheney was our Vice President for a time.

I faked out on Jenny last night and Dick Cheney'd all over Dani. She was cool with it; she even apologized and made me breakfast the next morning.
by allthecoolpseudonymsaretaken February 21, 2011
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Dick Cheney

This man was built to destroy earth. i can say with everybody else that this man has done alot to destroy the lives of many inocent people. he has survived 5 heart attacks and is still walking on this planet. this man has made a deal with the devil when he was 5 years old back in 1822. he is an immortal being that feeds off the souls of small children. also he could be left handed. (further studies needed)
dad: watch out children if you dont eat ur vegitables old man dick cheney will consume your soul!

childern: OH NO!!!!
by tkc...mkf March 6, 2010
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