Iowa City 

If you havent been here for a Hawkeye game, or spent a weekend at the bars, you know nothing of it..... Iowa City has the biggest bar in the Big 10, and is renowned everywhere in the midwest. beware though, the 5-0 are a bunch of a$$holes, and because there's so much fun and underage drinking, they employ QUITE a force. If you're getting drunk downtown just remember to wear your sleeves long so they (cops) cant see your lack of wristband. Other than that there are 40,000 kids ready for whatever and Playboy Magazine nominated Burge Residential dorm the top 10 places to get laid in America in 95. if you can keep your head on straight and balance a lot of fun with hard work, you'll be 'A' okay.. if not... you'll probably drop out, but not before the best semester of your life....

blasted, f-ed up, smashed, herky, liberal iowa, homefront, Iowa City is the greatest place.... in the midwest

Iowa City by Houlo October 8, 2005

Falls city 

Best fucking place on earth always kicks ass in sports based on great morals and is the most american town in texas

"hey did u hear that falls city always kicks ass"
yep

Falls city by FC Beaver December 5, 2012

Sex and the City Syndrome 

Being a female in favor of circumcision or thinking intact penises are dirty. Obviously hypocritical, since vulvas and vaginas smell a lot stronger.

From the show: I am so circumcising my son. I don't want anyone calling him a shar pei.
Girl 1: My four-year-old host brother from Spain was circumcised.
Girl 2: Why wait so long?
Someone who actually knows what the fuck he or she is talking about: Why do it at all?
Anyone who has Sex and the City Syndrome is someone I won't waste my time with.

Sex and the City Syndrome by Phish Taco March 9, 2008

Mason City

Formally known as the " masonic city" due to its rich masonian heritage. often known as "mason shitty", refering to the quality of homos living there.

Hey, where you be from?

Mason city, more like Mason Shitty.

Ha. Must be some pretty shitty homos there~

Mason City by bon_que_que May 22, 2009

Lake City 

A shitty little shithole of a town that happens to be stuck in the past and is full of mainly Redneck/trailor trash/prick/ Jesus fanatics who don't know their head from their ass. It would at least bring them some confidence to " learn how to spell "and to have " better hygiene " most of the people with sense that live there are looking forward to growing up and getting the hell out of that place.

The worst place you could ever visit is lake city.

Lake City by MLTTG February 11, 2013

Crack City Rockin'

When you rome the streets under the influence of drugs such as Crack, Nose candy aka "Coke" but mostly Marijuana and LSD to give that psychedelic feeling, this happens mostly at night in big cities like SF or NYC or in any city were you tend to see alot of squatters or stuck up kids. A knife or a weapon is recommended and music also helps the "Trip"

Punk #1:Hey did you hear about Johnny? He went Crack city rockin' alone and got licked.

Punk #2:What happend to his knucks?

Punk #1:He was so fried on that acid that he lost them.!

Crack City Rockin' by Suicidal Alcazar July 23, 2009

penjamin city 

when you have taken probably a blinker or 2 off your cart and then you literally start hallucinating that you're in a fucking city.

bro i'm in penjamin city i'm walking down the street

penjamin city by rj420 April 23, 2023