Jesus, Mary, and Joseph

The pinnacle of Catholic blasphemous interjections. Often shouted, and done so only when the situation calls for it.
*A giant brown bear runs into the middle of the road, as you are driving down it*

You: JESUS, MARY, AND JOSEPH! *Swerve*
by A Non-E Moose November 15, 2007
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One Minute Jesus

A blow job in an elevator while going up.
She gave me a one minute Jesus between the 2nd and 5th floors.
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Bong Hits for Jesus

Bong Hits for Jesus is an Philly based original rock band. Using the name that Joe Frederick made famous in his landmark Supreme Court free speech fight, Bong Hits For Jesus is all about peoples' First Amendment rights, artistic freedom, and the tendency to enjoy life's fruits.
You can learn everything you need to know about Bong Hits for Jesus at www.bonghitsforjesus.net
by Mix Master Obi-Wan July 15, 2009
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Paw Paw For Jesus

Non sequitir exclamation denoting derision or ridicule of someone or something. From author Cheryl Trykv's reading of her story on radio show This American Life, in which the main character sees a billboard proclaiming "Paw Paw For Jesus" and starts to yell it out the car window in sarcastic ecstasy. Paw Paw is a town in Michigan.
You see Sarah Palin on TV talking about death panels, so you yell "Paw Paw For Jesus!"
by mrbgoode September 03, 2009
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jesus fucking kennedy

An expletive phrase linking and interfusing two individuals bound to the American psyche by their early deaths and cults of personality. The intermingling of the names punctuating a moment of intense frustration or hopelessness.
Jesus fucking Kennedy, is this traffic going to move or should we start building condos here!
by Andrew the Coiner March 20, 2008
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Jesus Christ bananas

An exclamation when your suprised. Made semi-popular with the Stephen King book/movie Dream Catcher.
by "Pad" August 19, 2006
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