Risky Wank

When a man masturbates, usually at home or at a friend’s, with the door open to increase the risk of getting caught. This can produce a very powerful orgasm.

I had a risky wank at Dan’s last night and he didn’t suspect a thing!

by CircumcisedCanadian January 12, 2020

Hipster Wank

wankin the terms of it being terrible. Hipster Wank is a term to describe bad art work using a medium that is outdated or just old. Hipsters are the ones who tend to use an out dated medium. They use it because they think it makes their art work better or they use it to show their different. You can see this on Instagram by simply looking at the hashtag “film is not dead”.

Person 1: “mate look at this photography”
Person 2: “yeah that’s a good example of hipster wank. Shooting in 35mm film doesn’t make your photography good”

by Kevin the obese fetus June 16, 2019

Titty wank

A woman to giggle and wiggle her titties with her hands.

Woman: I had a great titty wank.
Ftiend: Me too.

by Ultimate guitar November 7, 2018

BADONKA WANK

Me is BADONKA WANK

Eheheheehehehehehehebebebebebeheb pussiole BADONKA WANK

by BaDoNkA WANK January 6, 2021

bare wank

Where you whip it out in bed when it's raw, and use no soap or any other form of lubricant

Yo, last night I had a bare wank because I ran out of tomato puree to beat my meat with

by Bigman2000 November 26, 2017

Wank royale

When one masturbates with a condom on

Guy 1: I could never cheat on my girlfriend, I think I love her.
Guy2: If the buildup get's too much for you, you can borrow one of my condoms, have a wank royale.
Guy 2: Oh thanks dude

by The Stone Age March 2, 2021

moroccan bum wank

Moroccan bum wank, or MBW for short.

The receiving individual is restrained on the floor by as many friends/colleagues as required.

The person issuing the MBW is naked from the waist down and parades to the crowd/ audience for a few seconds to music( such as the rocky theme tune).
Then, the issuing party squats over the face of the lucky individual so that their nose is in the crack of the bum cheeks, then the issuer sciffs back and forward !!

Job done!

Dill was late for parade, so pipes gave him a Moroccan bum wank

by Nnnnnnndick July 26, 2017