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Vodka of the Gods 

The plastic, $10 handles of vodka Trader Joe's sells, mainly to broke college students and alcoholics. Ingesting will lead to hangovers not for the faint of heart.
My parents thought they'd be smart and give me Trader Joe's gift cards so I could only buy food with the money instead of booze and weed - too bad they didn't think of Vodka of the Gods! ...now I just need to find someone who'll accept microwavable meals in exchange for ganja....
Vodka of the Gods by PeachieSoKeen November 19, 2011
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Visit from the Turk 

Slang for being fired, especially from a sports team. The term is most commonly used in the preseason, when teams must cut players to conform to a maximum roster size.
After a nagging knee injury slowed him down, it was only a matter of time before Ron got a visit from the Turk.
Visit from the Turk by plezercruz August 25, 2006
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Vonny The Ken Doll 

Vonny The Ken Doll also known as Vaughn Sweetland is a Canadian television personality and media mogul. Vonny The Ken Doll also runs celebrity gossip site under the name Vonny The Ken Doll alongside his colleague Persia Ramedani from Personal Persia.
I read it on Vonny The Ken Doll's website
Vonny The Ken Doll by MinajKIM November 22, 2010

points in a vague way out of the line of sight of the driver

Something back-seat drivers frequently do.
Okay, now turn here!

*points in a vague way out of the line of sight of the driver*

now you've gone and spanked the monkey 

Gone too far, cross over the line, exceed moral norms.
After deliberately eating the last Ho Ho when Bill's roomate, Chuck, expressly forbade him to, Chuck responded, " Now you've gone and spanked the monkey".

Put on viking horns and storm the capitol

figurative expression displaying extreme displeasure with an event, to the point of carrying out a ridiculously absurd act.
I am so angry I didn't win the lottery, that I feel like I want to put on viking horns and storm the capitol!

Vaginas of the sea 

Mussels.
An edible marine mollusk with a blue black shell.
Let's go to the seafood restaurant so I can eat some vaginas of the sea.
Vaginas of the sea by Katie April 26, 2005