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fuck session

A prescheduled time in which two or more people engage in sexual intercourse, normally on a regular basis.
Mike's weekly fuck session with his girlfriend is right after he gets back from church.

I wanted to study in the lounge, but Jim and Kelly were having a fuck session when I got there.

We missed our normal fuck session because she had other plans.
by Noraa Rialb December 17, 2009
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Country Fuck

Noun. A person, generally male but can be female, who is native or living in the rural South or Plains States who is poorly educated, unsophisticated and demonstrates a general lack of knowledge, national and world events, of current or historical context.

May also be used as an aggressive insult to someone from South or Plains in a decent job or setting that makes error or mistake. Implies that no matter how far removed from their roots or heritage they may be, they are still inferior to the educated, management, middle or upper middle class as well as the rest of society in general.
Def 1. The county fair in Mingo County West Virginia was attended by a veritable bouillabaisse of backwards-assed country fucks on parade.

Def 2. After Private Jackson, a native of Oklahoma, had set the officer's tent on fire while trying to refuel the space heater, Sgt. Wilhemsen confronted the Private in an aggressive, angry and loud manner shouting: "Private, you have got to be be the stupidest Country Fuck in this man's Army. Food, like oxygen is wasted on you!"
by A Buckeye in New Hampshire August 19, 2010
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Heel Fucked

When you're walking and the person behind you steps on you're heel causing you to stumble or fall.
Guy 1: "Stop walking so closely behind me! That's the third time you've heel fucked me this afternoon!"
Guy 2: "I'm sorry, its so busy in here, I don't want to fall behind and lose you."
by Don't heel fuck me. January 13, 2011
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cluster fuck

Miltary term for a situation caused by too many inept officers, cluster referring to the insignia worn my majors and LT. Colenels, oak leaf clusters.
The planning for this operation was a complete cluster fuck.
by Rick Maize September 10, 2003
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Turtle fuck

Military or construction worker slang for when one person slams his helmet on another persons helmet while on their head.
Hey shithead. Ever see a turtle fuck? No? WHAM!
by Jolecage June 18, 2008
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some fucking

Buy some already.
Buy some fucking mugs, tshirts, and magnets.

-Urban Dictionary
by S_Laughter April 5, 2010
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Fuck the police

When one does not care for the police


Also: a well known song frtom rap group NWA
Fuck Tha Police

Or

I really do not care very much for police authorities
by Dagon February 4, 2005
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