Cum Storm

A ‘cum blizzard’ caused when a male ejaculates onto a spinning fan

Joe: And for my finishing move i did a cum storm
Jack: damn bro, what the fuck man

by Multiple penis man July 26, 2021

Cum Machine

(Noun) A person that ejaculates all day long.

“Josh. Get out of the bloody restroom you fucking cum machine, I need to take a shit you little wanker.”

by TheOnlyWikipedia July 31, 2021

Cum pool

When you jack off lying down and cum all over yourself and it drips into your belly button (only works with innies)

Aka: Hole in one , Forbidden Jell-O shot , Kids at the pool

Charlie: I totally cum pooled last night watching gay midget fart porn

Jamie: Lol same

by LaddyDaddy July 31, 2021

Cum Carnival

When two people are engaged in intercourse behind a fan and a male ejaculates into the fan which then causes the load to fly all throughout the room landing on the clowns who happen to be there.

Man I was at Hammers party this weekend watching some football when the Cum Carnival came into town and blasted myself and a few unsuspecting people in the face, shirt, and even poor Keith’s mouth. I think he opened his on purpose.

by Tee Cee Deez August 8, 2021

Chroma Cum

The cum skin you unlock by the secret achievement.

“Joe, you got the chroma cum skin?” “Yeah, it’s pretty rare, I’ve heard.”

by number (cool guy totally epic) July 1, 2021

Cum poisoning

When one swallows too much cum and gets sick from it.

Dave:'Did you hear about Sasha going to hospital to get her stomach pumped?'

Johnny: 'yeah!, she got 'cum poisoning' from that bukake party'

by Crashbitch September 3, 2013

Cum Cork

That extra bit of semen that stays in your urethra post-ejaculation.

Dude, after banging my girlfriend, I took a piss and shot a massive cum cork

by Allybabba August 3, 2012