numb nuts

a person that makes unthoughtful mistakes, acting without thought

Tamir is a numb nut.

by Evan February 20, 2003

Fuck A Nut

To have sexual intercourse with between a man and a woman by inserting the left or right testicle into the vigina.

I was playin Fuck A Nut last night and DAMN did it hurt!

by NutSacker July 23, 2002

Nut Plugging

When a person inserts their testicles into a lover's asshole. Hell, it could be some complete stranger too! Knock yourself out!

I nut plugged your mom's ass yesterday

My mom's dead. YOU FUCKING PRICK!!!! *cries and runs away*


nut plugging

by Barfmod April 26, 2009

Nut Udders

Nut udders are the udders that descend from ones nuts after prolonged periods of having people be "all up on your nuts". They are similar to cow udders in that people could in fact suckle them but unlike cow udders they produce no milk for nourishment. The sole purpose of nut udders are to serve as a comforting sensation for those that are constantly all up on your nuts.

Mel: So have you seen that new movie yet? Everyone seems to be saying it is good but I am wondering if it's just because they have met the writer.

Becca: I don't know I haven't seen it but I've been hearing mixed reviews.

Mel: Yeah me too. I think it's just because they are all nursing from his nut udders.

by sweet_melissa79 February 7, 2013

Busting nuts

Ha! You thought I was going to say cumming, well here we go: Busting nuts is when you take a hammer and destroy a peanut. TAKE THAT!

U thot boi. Busting nuts is hard to do sometimes, so use a grenade when necessary

by Unclecucumber April 3, 2020

pre nut

When you think you're going to shoot a massive cum blast during masturbation or sex, but end up having a very weak and unsatisfying orgasm. This event typically ends with the pre nutter's penis emitting a weak semen stream as they lose their erection.

Leonardo: Hey man, yesterday I was really getting into beating my meat, but I pre nutted and ruined it.

Tom: That sucks bro.

by Judge105 May 23, 2016

Nut Job

The act of wanking your partner with your ballsack, using only butter as a lubricant.

''Hey dude, Billy gave me a really good Nut Job last night, I think I may be gay''
''What the fuck Richard''

by Captain Noot Noot January 19, 2019