Beer Tampons

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."

Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?

by G-Union May 19, 2003

beer mat notes

notes from around the world

beer mat notes (this one was found in a pub in santa ana): "i love you. you are great. you can do anything. you make me happy. thats why i want to make you happy, too."

by Krkič May 18, 2020

Root beer floating

when you replace the water in the bong with cold tasty root beer and smoke that stanky danky

Bruh I almost died last night I root beer floating some panic weed

by DankeyKang420 June 9, 2020

Crockett Beer Run

When going to acquire alcohol, you inexplicably end up on the roof of the high school you previously attended. You will most likely get spotted by a security guard, but he will laugh about it without scolding you the next day. Almost always done with one purchaser of legal age and at least one underage provider of cash.

18 year old-"Hey! What are we doing on the roof of my high school?!"

21 year old-"It's a Crockett Beer Run!"

by SkizzyMcGi January 17, 2010

Beer Flavoured Nipples

A woman who somehow attracts tons of men.

"Damn, she's in her 6th relationship?"
"Yeah, I know it's crazy. She has some beer flavoured nipples or sumthin'..."

by kornymf June 28, 2023

beer-bellied bitch

a not cool replacement for calling someone a beefy bitch

hi beer-bellied bitch

no I’m the beefy bitch. get yo facts straight.

by beer bellied bitch August 2, 2018

Emergency beer bulge

a backup bulge of beer

yo? i forgot my emergency beer bulge!

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020