Real

saying real is like ong or true asf or onm buh better n u can say it any situation too so its goated

oh your grandma died? real asfk

by Smart fridge August 22, 2022

Real Revenue

When someone brings in money but someone comes in and drops savage money. #realmoney

John brings in real revenue not like Tom.

by DonMario77 February 28, 2023

Real Friend

A friend you trust with everything. (Your passwords, your secrets, your crushes)

Carl keeps my secrets, so he’s a real friend.

by yourloverdefinitiongirl May 9, 2023

Real Lyfer

Stand On Every Thing You Say By Any Means Necessary

In Some Situations You Got To Become A Real Lyfer

by Newera September 25, 2021

Real Malfets

Satanic sect located in Burkina Faso. They are characterized by dark humor and their star position, which they recreate wherever they go.
They feed by hunting small specimens of pikens and ñolis.
When you see a group of people forming a star position the best you can do is run, maybe it is the last thing you see.

Look! Real Malfets position! Run!

by Royal Catalan Academy November 23, 2021

Remote bfts REAL

A HOT gamer god and very sexy WTF

I am so hot im like Remote bfts REAL

by Remote BFTS REAL June 19, 2021

real church

Any church that is homophobic, misogynist, and non-liturgical. Used almost exclusively to contrast conservative Christians from Progressive Christians.

"Your "priest" is a woman? That isn't a real church. "

"Stop being gay/trans and go to a real church, pronouns."

"I go to a real church. We follow The Bible™️."

by SapphicSelene April 5, 2024