Feather Your Nest

To misrepresent your living conditions in order to impress the opposite sex. The act of completely cleaning, reorganizing, and redecorating your house/apartment in preparation for a lover's first impression.

Bro, you need to feather your nest before Jessica comes over the first time. She'll dumped you if she sees this place without at least a visit from a cleaning service and new sheets and towels.

by ericgododgers September 1, 2010

Bird's Nest

When you get jizz in your pubes and you leave it and let it dry into a bird's nest.

I ran out of tissues wanking so I had to make a bird's nest.

by thejug02 January 17, 2012

Pluckin' the nasty

The act of plucking that which is nasty.

"Yo dawg Tyrone was totally pluckin' the nasty in class the other day."
"What he do?"
"Plucked the scabs right off his inner thigh, man."

by Notori Yasuke August 18, 2013

the cuckoo's nest

the greatest online fringe conspiracy forum

the cuckoo's nest beats all other conspiracy nest hands down.

by KiLLuMiNaTi January 1, 2013

Bird's Nest

When you toss and turn in your sleep and it gives you knots in the back of your head that fluff out

Person 1: Dude you must have slept like a rock. You should probably brush your hair you have a serious bird's nest going on in the back.
Person 2: Thanks man

by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

Luda Nig nasty

A hoe. A nasty tramp who sucks big black cock on Tuesdays but on Wednesdays it's that little Asian weeny. She's ugly as shit and smells like 9 day old truffle butter. She likes to bite big hairy balls and loves it when the pubes stick between her teeth. She has an ass as flat as paper and even King Kong is afraid to fuck that bitch because the std is mutant.

Lindsay is your average luda Nig nasty

by yokeekeejones996dufuq May 8, 2015

ya lil nasty queef

a stupid fuckbag who loves to eat queef (a vagina fart)

suck my imaginary balls ya lil nasty queef.

by bushybeater7 August 20, 2016