marital aid

a conservative euphemism for sex toys, see also marital device.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?
Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital aid I could be.

marital aid by scott trowbridge July 8, 2006

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Mariah Carey

One of the greatest singers in the world, in my opinion

Sure you can sing, but not like Mariah

Mariah Carey by Christy April 2, 2003

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mariocrastinate

When playing Super Mario, wasting time jumping on goombas and dancing around, then running frantically at the end to speed through the level to finish before time runs out.

Dude, I feel like such a loser, I've mastered how to mariocrastinate. I even memorized the times you need get from one portal to the next.

mariocrastinate by Adel7 December 29, 2007

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marital debt

Marital Debt: the responsibility a spouse owes to his or her partner to give that person sex upon demand. The marital debt is a right that either partner can claim.

"Sorry I couldn't make it over for the game yesterday. My wife wanted a payment on the marital debt."

marital debt by P.J. Coldren January 14, 2008