I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA

It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.

"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"

by Bokskogen July 29, 2022

I'm the bomb

Something you should never say on any public transport

Garry: "I'm the bomb!"
John "Bro, we're on a plane, you can't say that"

by SomeCuntWithNoLife May 07, 2021

I'm sat

When you get fucking humbled by one of your friends and it was just to good for you to say anything back.

(Getting humbled is like someone tell you to sit down.)

"You fall so much you might as well always be on the floor"

Me:"You know that guy I was telling you about?"
M8 : "which one you talk about that many I lost track"
Me:I'm sat ✋😅🤚

by Hollie maria June 01, 2024

I'm sat

When you friend makes a really good point that humbles/shuts you up instantly

Marissa: you have dated all of your ex's more than once

*Holly is absolutely fucking speechless*

Holly: there's no denying that. I'm sat

by Hollie maria February 12, 2025

I'm Doing Ur Mom

It's A Goofy Joke/j And It Means Having Sex With Someones Mom.

Billy: Oi Jil I'm Doing Ur Mom Tonight.

by Kazoooooo September 09, 2023

I'm A Car

ur horny but its just an easy way to say it

Ethan: fuck dude I'm a car shes too hot

by toby_innit August 31, 2021

I'm sweet enough already

The classic response to when someone asks you why you don't sweeten your coffee.

"You seem like a milk and two sugars kinda gal"
"No sugar for me..."
"Why not?"
"I'm sweet enough already :)"

by Pretzel9 February 04, 2024