Beer Tampons

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."

Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?

by G-Union May 19, 2003

TD's n Beer

Acronym for titties and beer

I'm in the mood for some TD's n beer.

by beltop5 June 10, 2013

Pipeing American beer

It's when a men/woman does oral job and the reviewer then takes a piss.

My wife loves when I'm pipeing American beer.

by Werdar October 21, 2017

Ossian Ballance Beer

A cold one, an enjoyable beverage to avail oneself with on a special occasion.

Person 1: "Would you like to crack open an Ossian Ballance Beer?"
Person 2: "Of course, though i only like my Ossian Ballance Beers cold."

by SupremeZiggyPranker January 10, 2023

Crockett Beer Run

When going to acquire alcohol, you inexplicably end up on the roof of the high school you previously attended. You will most likely get spotted by a security guard, but he will laugh about it without scolding you the next day. Almost always done with one purchaser of legal age and at least one underage provider of cash.

18 year old-"Hey! What are we doing on the roof of my high school?!"

21 year old-"It's a Crockett Beer Run!"

by SkizzyMcGi January 17, 2010

Casual Beer Thursday

A 12-hour period of time beginning 7 PM on Thursday night where it becomes legal for all beers, IPA’s included, to be enjoyed casually with friend and foe alike.

“Dude, why did you just crack that beer? Casual Beer Thursday doesn’t commence for another 15 minutes.”

by Timothecles October 7, 2023

one beer wilson

somebody who is a pussy ass drinker. ya know? that one guy who just can't handle his booze and just embarrasses you at parties and shit. and yet they always talk trash about drinking more than you.

could also describe somebody who is probably a virgin yet they always brag about how they fuck more bitches than you.

"whew, i don't about you guys, but i'm pretty buzzed off this mike's hard bros!"

"okay, one beer wilson"

or

"look at this faggot throwing up everywhere...he had like half a newcastle"

"yea, he's a real one beer wilson"

by boozehound babyboy March 11, 2014