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Beer Tampons

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."
Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?
by G-Union May 19, 2003
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Ossian Ballance Beer

A cold one, an enjoyable beverage to avail oneself with on a special occasion.
Person 1: "Would you like to crack open an Ossian Ballance Beer?"
Person 2: "Of course, though i only like my Ossian Ballance Beers cold."
by SupremeZiggyPranker January 10, 2023
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one beer wilson

somebody who is a pussy ass drinker. ya know? that one guy who just can't handle his booze and just embarrasses you at parties and shit. and yet they always talk trash about drinking more than you.

could also describe somebody who is probably a virgin yet they always brag about how they fuck more bitches than you.
"whew, i don't about you guys, but i'm pretty buzzed off this mike's hard bros!"

"okay, one beer wilson"

or

"look at this faggot throwing up everywhere...he had like half a newcastle"

"yea, he's a real one beer wilson"
by boozehound babyboy March 11, 2014
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Warm Beer Plague

n. Phenomenon resulting from a lack of proper container protection. Often occurs more rapidly in tropical climates. Remedies include yeti koosies and cold freezers.
My beer is suffering from the warm beer plague.
by Amers0993 December 2, 2016
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Beer Flavoured Nipples

A woman who somehow attracts tons of men.
"Damn, she's in her 6th relationship?"
"Yeah, I know it's crazy. She has some beer flavoured nipples or sumthin'..."
by kornymf June 28, 2023
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beer-bellied bitch

a not cool replacement for calling someone a beefy bitch
hi beer-bellied bitch

no I’m the beefy bitch. get yo facts straight.
by beer bellied bitch August 2, 2018
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