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the REAL "savior"

the mute button on my tv remote control

better than a psychiatrist, the RABID "car dealer tv" ("broadcast") AUDIO, DRIVES ME INSANE !!
the hustle for money has advertisers playing stupid 'jingles' , BAD music, e.t.c., driving one COMPLETELY INSANE !!
ie: YOU TALK TOO MUCH, YOU TALK TOO FAST, YOU TALK TOO LOUD !!

when that commercial comes on, and i'm about to lose my mind, (while fondling my guns) i quickly employ my 'therapist', my remote control button !! AHHHH! blessed SILENCE ! ( HATE that guy/gal AND their 'push' !! ("event")

i HATE that commercial !! steve: i don't watch tv !! yeah! , easy to understand why ELVIS reportedly shot out his TV !!
i'd NEVER do business with those people!
that rabid dog minister was pushing the savior, i quickly employed the REAL "savior" !
the REAL "savior" saved my black ASS! , you TALK too much !
the REAL "savior" kept my head from EXPLODING !!
by michael foolsley August 24, 2022
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raw dog real

When a person is so real it’s shocking to the fakes, and snakes, when you don’t give a f*** what has happened in the past cause you met the OG Jennifer and nothing matters but being with her, when life takes something you want so badly because it knows you’re not on your chosen path, you gots ta keep it Raw Dog Real and keep it movin, better things are coming.
Joe: I’m so hurt bro,
Nicole: bro, stay true to you, keep it Raw Dog Real and never forget the things this experience taught you. It’s time to move on…
by The Jr. Man! July 26, 2022
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The Real Housewives

An expression that old people over the age of 29 are called
Oh look a 30 year old, what The Real Housewives!
by ChickenChocker69 January 30, 2023
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Slept real good

How you well you sleep and feel after you take part in the action of sleeping with Mike
Gurl I was with went to bed with Mike and I slept real good last night
by Mikeyjr February 15, 2024
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Real

You’ve smoked meth
by Backwoodmilk August 19, 2025
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real poo

A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.

Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.
Sham poo is just fake shit. Ick.

Eschew shampoo! Demand the real poo!
by bitchuck September 13, 2024
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Real nigga sickness

A very Rare sickness that no man kind has ever gotten.
Real nigga sickness is like Eating a pizza and throwing it up after.
by Dr. Oz December 8, 2020
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