ice pick willy

A dildo made out of ice

Mom: What's this weird looking ice cube mold doing in the freezer?
Daughter: Oh, that's my ice pick willy

by 2gangster4u December 5, 2022

Willy's willy

A Willy's willy is a small stick in Willy's pants. He is commonly known as lilleluren and is known for a life without pussy.

Oh no Willy's willy is lies and tosses!

by MoeyFan1 November 24, 2022

Free Willy

When you and your partner rush to have sePENISx and you end up without using a condom

Dude, Sara needed to smash last night, so I pulled a "Free Willy"

by SausageNoodle442 March 1, 2017

Willy

A person who constantly complains about me spelling his name incorrectly. ( I actually spell it correctly and he is legally retarded)

"That guy over there refuses to admit that I'm spelling his name correctly!"
"He's such a Willy"

by Pluh420 January 24, 2024

willy spectrum

The 'Willy spectrum' or possibly 'Dick spectrum' is the scale at which a penis is defined and measured by it pleasurebility and size, starting at one extreme and ending at another.

Sarah explained to Alice, the day after her one night stand, that Clive's dick was probably average on the willy spectrum because although it was pretty sizeable he didn't really know how to use it too well.

by Broom handle June 17, 2016

Willy churn

When you suck a guy off and swirl your tongue

"We all love willies, it's the way that they're churned"
"Imogen, give me one of them willy churns"

by Mazzyyyyyyy November 4, 2012

Willy Willow

The act of carefully inserting long public hairs into the urethra, in the hopes of creating a tree looking object when erect.

Should have seen the willy willow I had going on for the missus last night mate.

by HermannHriedersson April 22, 2022