numb nuts

a person that makes unthoughtful mistakes, acting without thought

Tamir is a numb nut.

by Evan February 20, 2003

Fuck A Nut

To have sexual intercourse with between a man and a woman by inserting the left or right testicle into the vigina.

I was playin Fuck A Nut last night and DAMN did it hurt!

by NutSacker July 23, 2002

garf-nut

One who is garfing, i.e. eating like a pregnant lady.

How is my little garf-nut?

by Jeni February 18, 2005

Nut Job

The act of wanking your partner with your ballsack, using only butter as a lubricant.

''Hey dude, Billy gave me a really good Nut Job last night, I think I may be gay''
''What the fuck Richard''

by Captain Noot Noot January 19, 2019

Nut Husk

Nut Husk is the crumbs that hang from your nut sack .
This come from not washing your nuts.
Causing itching sensation

Nut Husk :Leaving flaking crumbs on toilet stool and or noticeable deposits in the dirty draws that one wear.

by mr J.R June 3, 2010

pre nut

When you think you're going to shoot a massive cum blast during masturbation or sex, but end up having a very weak and unsatisfying orgasm. This event typically ends with the pre nutter's penis emitting a weak semen stream as they lose their erection.

Leonardo: Hey man, yesterday I was really getting into beating my meat, but I pre nutted and ruined it.

Tom: That sucks bro.

by Judge105 May 23, 2016

Busting nuts

Ha! You thought I was going to say cumming, well here we go: Busting nuts is when you take a hammer and destroy a peanut. TAKE THAT!

U thot boi. Busting nuts is hard to do sometimes, so use a grenade when necessary

by Unclecucumber April 3, 2020