by fagmaster69 July 11, 2020
Get the Stoner Hatmug. A hat Keira will defend with her life, she will go to extreme lengths to ensure that any one who touches her hat suffers greatly. She also feels naked without it
by Sailor boy December 2, 2021
Get the Keira's hatmug. A kind of person who lives in suburbia, but acts like he lives in the America countryside. They like dirt bikes, cars & hunting. They also show a weirdly strong amount of homosexuality.
They’re named mullet-hats due to the fact that they’re usually seen with a mullet and red dirt hat combination.
They’re named mullet-hats due to the fact that they’re usually seen with a mullet and red dirt hat combination.
They thought their suburban neighborhood was not a weirdly shaped farm. But then, the mullet hats showed up.
by Roasted beans December 8, 2022
Get the Mullet hatmug. Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
by Turdgod December 27, 2016
Get the Chocolate Top Hatmug. The heart of a frat party.
by xX_bu$$yslayyr69_Xx July 19, 2022
Get the Bucket hat retardmug. 
When a girl rides a mans dick, and moves around and squirms while she does it. Technically a negative term.
by Abracadabra827 June 9, 2016
Get the wobbly top hatmug.