iPhone Syndrome

When someone who has just bought an iphone, Who mentions or uses it in every situation.

Jack called me on the toilet, he has iPhone Syndrome.

iPhone Syndrome by Iphoneist January 4, 2009

White Knight Syndrome

White Knight Syndrome, often shortened to WKS, is what many lonely internet males (usually virgins) get when consulted with anything to do with a girl.

However, this person does not have to of seen the girl or even conversed with her in any way to stick up for her. If there is a topic about a male and a female, those suffering from WKS will always side with the female in the hopes of getting laid.

Guy 1: Dude, she lied and said she was on the pill and convinced him not to wear a condom, how is it all his fault she got pregnant?

White Knight: He's the one with the penis, he's the one who came inside of her, it's all his fault!

*White Knights thoughts*: Now girls will want to fuck me!

Guy 1: Whatever dude. By the way, I'd go see the doctor about your White Knight Syndrome.

White Knight Syndrome by Iamcorrect112 May 19, 2012

Hungry Bum Syndrome 

This occurs on hot, sweaty days when you suddenly realise that half of your underwear has crept up your arse and you have to drag it back out, as in:

Guy1: Dude, what's up, you're squirming.
Guy2: Aaaargh! It's Hungry Bum Syndrome.

Hungry Bum Syndrome by Funk October 14, 2004

fuck it syndrome 

a mental illness that befalls a person who has things to do, but says fuck it and doesn't do anything

I was gonna study for my test today, but I said Fuck it, and I played Gears of War 2 all day. I must have fuck it syndrome

fuck it syndrome by Ricardo montoban February 25, 2009

Dumb bitch syndrome 

When you keep going back to the same guy after he's played you multiple times

I suffer from dumb bitch syndrome because this is the 6th time I've taken him back.

Dumb bitch syndrome by Dbsssqueen October 24, 2018

Tall Poppy Syndrome 

"If I can't be special, NO ONE CAN!!"

Basically when someone tries to put a moral spin on their jealousy of other people's successes. But in the end, jealousy is ALL that it is. They will claim that someone may be "too good for everyone else" when they just want to bring the successful down to their pathetic level.

"I can't believe that Sandra inherited all that money. Now she thinks she's too good for us."

"Dude... If you're just gonna show off your Tall Poppy Syndrome all day, I'm out of here. I have no time for jealous, self-serving bullshit."

Tall Poppy Syndrome by DK2K1 March 5, 2019

down syndrome motherfucker 

When you are really pissed off at someone who is normal(not retarded in anyway) and has a slightly down syndrome look face, you yell at them "what the fuck are you looking at, you down syndrome motherfucker!! This releases stress and puts a great big smile on your face. Try it today!

No examples needed for down syndrome motherfucker. You can fit it in with just about anything.

down syndrome motherfucker by Mr. Fuko March 5, 2011