Silvia Syndrome

A disease in which the infected person falls for another, the "crushee," and then exhibits:

1.) Denial, such as obscurely rejecting all mention of the crushee.
2.) Fetishes for a body part of the crushee.
3.) The ability to always know where the crushee is at any time.

If Sylvia Syndrome goes without cure for an extended period of time, the diseased person will also exhibit:

4.) Creepiness to the extent of taking picture of the crushee while they are not aware.
5.) Stalking all the crushee's relations on Facebook.
6.) Naming all inanimate objects after the crushee.
7.) Observing the crushee to the point of memorizing all their habits.

There is currently no known cure for Sylvia Syndrome.

I always see him in the big crowd... do I have Silvia Syndrome?

by StarWars7 October 27, 2011

Linux Syndrome

The compulsive desire of telling people what os you use and why your data is so "important".

Symptoms include:

Constantly reminding everyone you use linux
Unhealthy obsession with open source
Never ending usage of console
Hatred for every OS that isn't linux
Talking about "kernel"
Constantly trying to convert people to linux

Possible treatments include:

Buying a windows license for the linux user
Destroying linux user's ego by explaining that you don't share their interest in the OS.
Using windows or mac in front of them and explaining why the features are great
Explaining why linux user's data is not important to the government.

Man, that person won't shut up about linux!!! They probably have Linux Syndrome .

by badcodehash June 14, 2021

Wozzy Syndrome

Also see Wozzy
If you have this syndrome it means you have all the symptoms of being a wozzy

To cure burn all your clothes, leave town, change your name, color your hair, get a full facial reconstruction and then take a gun to the head cause you still won't be cured.

Damn...Joe has Wozzy Syndrome

by MayBerry April 18, 2004

assholeberger's syndrome

a newly discovered syndrome where a person, usually an obnoxious male, shares similar symptoms to asperger's but lacks intelligence altogether, let alone more pronounced intelligence, canceling out the possibility of asperger's syndrome altogether; antisocial, negative, critical, asshole-type behavior

Joze Bollzineurazz: Dude, your father's a stupid prick. I think he's got asperger's syndrome.

James D'Kinyamouf: No dude. He's a dumb fuck. He's got assholeberger's syndrome.

Joze Bollzineurazz: Cut the bullshit already and pass that blunt.

James D'Kinyamouf: Please don't hurt me.

Joze Bollzineurazz: White bitch.

James D'Kinyamouf: Ouch! My butt.

by One cool motherfucker I am January 1, 2011

Autotourette Syndrome

The spontaneous utterance of socially objectionable or taboo words or phrases while operating a motor vehicle

Autotourette Syndrome kicked in and I shouted, "That fucking asshole just swerved into my lane and cut me off!"

by Rhalunen September 23, 2009

sarcrette syndrome

Rare and bizarre syndrome, most often associated with the exclamation of involuntary inappropriate and/or derogatory sarcastic remarks.

That dude must have sarcrette syndrome. He can't control his unpredictable sarcastic remarks.

by cantolino January 14, 2010

Baboon Syndrome

An erythema of the buttocks and upper inner thighs that resembles the red bottom of a baboon, commonly the result of systemic allergic contact dermatitis, or prolonged, rough, doggy-style banging.

1) My Baboon Syndrome was a result of my body's adverse reaction to the injection of ampicillin.

2) I pounded that bitch so hard, she gunna have Baboon Syndrome fo a week!

by HardenThicke December 3, 2009