Sex rock 

Elusive rocks found on the shores of lake Huron. Legend has it if you find a rock with the word sex etched into you can exchange the rock to anyone you wish for sexual favors.

I found a sex rock on the beach. I am going to trade it to you for a old fashioned.

Sex rock by Crispy boy June 28, 2018

Classic Rock 

Rock music that takes real musical talent to play. It combines skillful guitar riffs with real singing. The father of all rock generas, classic rock is perhaps the best musical genera ever to exist.

A lot of people think that Classic Rock is slow and boring. It may be slower than some modern types of metal, but it's much more powerful and infinitely better.

Classic Rock artists: Led Zeppelin, Jimmi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, The Yardbirds, Creme, The Rolling Stones, The Who, The Beatles, Van Halen

Classic Rock by Ceolwulf September 7, 2008

stuck between a rock and a hard place 

You're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't

Either way you are in a mess and big trouble. You just aren't doing to well.

When my wife walked out because I wouldn't help her becuase I thought what she was doing was wrong. She gave me the choice to change my mind and follow her, if I really loved her, or sit at home and never see her again. I was really stuck between a rock and a hard place.

stuck between a rock and a hard place by NikkiMac August 9, 2007

math rock 

A loose grouping of bands into a genre (but not a specific scene) of varying sounds. All share similar, abstract qualities and most find jazz as an influence. The math rock movement mostly occured during the mid to late 1990s. Bands that can be called math rock include June of 44, Rodan, Polvo, and the 1.6 Band.

Shir, that drummer sounds like he only listens to math rock.

math rock by andrew September 24, 2004

Aesop rock 

Recording artist on El-P's Def Jux imprint. Responsible for such classics as FLOAT and LABOR DAYS. Straight up dope.

"Who The FUCK is Aes Rock?!" - Coma

Aesop rock by edd0 August 29, 2003

Poop Rock

When you hold your shit in for so long that your body compacts it into the only known geological formation which can cut through a diamond. It is theorized that very center of the sun contains a small core of poop rock.

I once ate three square meals a day and yet did not take a crap for an entire week. That totals up to 21 meals without shitting. When I finally did, I excreted a perfect diamond. I have yet to attain a Poop Rock.

Poop Rock by Alexander Pierce December 22, 2008

punk rock 

A kick ass genre of music corrupted by shitty bands like good charlotte.

Good charlotte sucks serious ass!

punk rock by themadcow August 1, 2004