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Beer Tampons

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."
Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?
by G-Union May 19, 2003
mugGet the Beer Tamponsmug.

Warm Beer Plague

n. Phenomenon resulting from a lack of proper container protection. Often occurs more rapidly in tropical climates. Remedies include yeti koosies and cold freezers.
My beer is suffering from the warm beer plague.
by Amers0993 December 2, 2016
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one beer wilson

somebody who is a pussy ass drinker. ya know? that one guy who just can't handle his booze and just embarrasses you at parties and shit. and yet they always talk trash about drinking more than you.

could also describe somebody who is probably a virgin yet they always brag about how they fuck more bitches than you.
"whew, i don't about you guys, but i'm pretty buzzed off this mike's hard bros!"

"okay, one beer wilson"

or

"look at this faggot throwing up everywhere...he had like half a newcastle"

"yea, he's a real one beer wilson"
by boozehound babyboy March 11, 2014
mugGet the one beer wilsonmug.

TD's n Beer

I'm in the mood for some TD's n beer.
by beltop5 June 10, 2013
mugGet the TD's n Beermug.

Reverse beer goggles

When you think a chick is attractive before drinking, but after you have a new perspective from alcohol consumption, she's not so hot.
Dude, I was waiting to get a little buzz before I hit on that chick but now she looks gross. I think I have reverse beer goggles, I need to be sober and desperate to hit that.
by slipsonic November 10, 2015
mugGet the Reverse beer gogglesmug.

Beer Flavoured Nipples

A woman who somehow attracts tons of men.
"Damn, she's in her 6th relationship?"
"Yeah, I know it's crazy. She has some beer flavoured nipples or sumthin'..."
by kornymf June 28, 2023
mugGet the Beer Flavoured Nipplesmug.

beer-bellied bitch

a not cool replacement for calling someone a beefy bitch
hi beer-bellied bitch

no I’m the beefy bitch. get yo facts straight.
by beer bellied bitch August 2, 2018
mugGet the beer-bellied bitchmug.

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