Mike

The male equivalent to a Karen, usually a dirty cop.

Did you see that cop complaining that a citizen was recording him, what a fucking mike.

by Apex Rex November 14, 2021

Bald Mike

THE ABOMINATION OF THE BALD VERSION OF MIKE DIRNT, ALSO IS HOMOPHOBIC

AYO, WHOS THAT HOMOPHOBIC BALD PERSON OVER THERE?
THAT MUST BE BALD MIKE

by WEASTT June 26, 2021

Mikeely

Kaeya’s wife and #1 fan girl!!!

Mikeely: “I love Kaeya!”

“We know.”

by aixelli April 13, 2022

Mike Doozie

A Youtuber who does Youtube,and is a Friend of YoloMcSwaggie

Mike Doozie and Batman Plays Crabgame

by Discord Mods Petty Af November 23, 2021

Basic Mike

A fucken pendejo who has no game often comes in at work fucking bitching and complaining about every fucking think due to all the shit he goes through (literally)

A person which asks do you miss me and gets rejected with No your just Basic Mike

Pinche Basic Mike.

Hey do you miss me ? No your just basic mike

by Cfanco June 7, 2018

Mike

He’s coo no how to play Fortnite really good in yea he’s good in basketball

You sound see mike

by Yoboyjams November 21, 2021

Mike Spike

When you and your best bro poke each other in the penis with thumb tacks repeatedly.

Person 1 "My dick is still cut from that Mike Spike last week"
Person 2 "You're welcome"

by Sloppy Seth October 20, 2017