P&M

Being alone and horny on a Friday night.

Matt: Jeff, are you planning on getting laid tonight?
Jeff: No matt. Just like that Hanson song says... It's my Penis & Me (P&M) tonight.

by Applejackmeoff March 11, 2019

m&m’s minis

the best kind of m&m’s

Today I bought fifty containers of m&m’s minis.

by wormhour91 May 14, 2018

L&M Reds

n.
Budget sadness wrapped in red packaging. Smoked by the emo kid who’s “too tired for everything but still here.”

“He pulled out a pack of L&M Reds and sighed like the world was too heavy.”

by Dick Longmore the Wise May 21, 2025

h•a•m

H•a•m, is an abbreviation for “Hard As a Motherfucker”. First coined in 2011 by Kanye West and Jay-Z in “H•a•m”.

“I’m about to go h•a•m, hard as a motherfucker...”

by TheLogOUT January 24, 2021

S M O

Suck Me Off

Simon "Hey, do you wanna S M O?"

Annette "Yes please"

by Gillagwarno March 10, 2024

M Cuberzz

the chubbiest cubing youtuber on the planet

"Why is M Cuberzz so chubby?"
"No one knows..."

by jayden_44 July 10, 2021

m-ing

acting up like mya chidi does

did you really just send that picture ?!
you’re m-ing mate ?

by Cricket baller February 10, 2020