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beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Expression used to describe vigourous acts of masturbation with no regard for possible reprecussions such as friction burns or wanker's cramp.
Shlonglinator: I've got an awful horn. Think I'm going to head home and beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Lads: You mean meeting gemma......
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Bomb like canada 

When Bomb like Canada is said it just means somethings fucking awesome.
(something awesome happens) "Dude, that was Bomb like Canada."
"Yeah dude, Canada"
Bomb like canada by johnnyfoo December 18, 2006
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banging like a biscuit 

something that is delicious or amazing

(PVP SAAAN!!)

eg:cookies,apples,bananas,cake and pizza
banging like a biscuit:cookies,cake,apples,pizza,bananas and other things

do you like anyone? 

"Do you like anyone?" is usually used when a guy/girl likes someone and they are curious if they like them back. It's usually used in text messaging when two person text each other. After saying "hi" and asking "how's your day?" someone usually ends up asking "do you like someone" hoping that the answer would be "yes".
boy: hi :)
girl: oh hi (:
boy: hows your day

girl: it was okay, how was yours?
boy: its was good.

-no reply from the girl-
boy: so do you like anyone?
girl: uhmm idk ... o_O

Out like a Ballsack on a Friday Night

–verb
1. To leave or to go somewhere else alot in one night.

2. To be in many places in a small amount of time.

3. To experience a great deal of enjoyment in one area.
Tim: "Wow, you sure are in a hurry"
Chep "Yeah, I gotta head out of here, I'm out like a ballsack on a Friday night"

Butch "GET BACK HERE, YOU NUCKLEBELLY HARDCHIN"
Barb "I better boot-scoot out of here, I'm out like a ballsack on a friday night!"

sounds like harmony 

Sounds Like Harmony is an amazing band that rose into fame on a livestream website called YouNow. Sounds Like Harmony consists of a beautiful guy named Tyler Hagen, who sometimes duets with his amazingly talented friend Kevin Burgess. Both guys are very fun, nice people to be around.
Girl 1: Did you see Tyler and Kevin's livestream last night?
Girl 2: Oh my god yes! Home Sweet Home and Broken Carousel are too perfect!
Girl 1: And so is Tyler.
Girl 2: Sounds Like Harmony is amazing!

Shawtys like a melody 

Na na na na everyday it's like my iPod's stuck on replay, replay-ay-ay-ay
Shawtys like a melody