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Illinois Fire Dragon

When a man is afraid of impregnation his woman, he first puts on one condom , then applies hot sauce, then another condom. If the outer condom bursts, one of you will know.
Her: I don't want to get pregnant.
Him:Don't worry I have a Illinois Fire Dragon.
by Buggnuts January 25, 2022
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Dirty Fire Dragon

Taking a massive shit in a girls ass and another girl eats out the shit from the first girl then spits it back out into your mouth while you cum inside a fat girl like a dragon spiting fire
I really did a dirty fire Dragon last night with them 3 girls.
by Real master October 27, 2020
mugGet the Dirty Fire Dragonmug.

chinese fire dog

When you jam your penis into your dogs asshole and light your hair on fire
Totally chinese fire dogged my golden retriever last night.
by Laylee12 September 22, 2016
mugGet the chinese fire dogmug.

japanese fire cracker

When a male is performing anal sex on a female (specifically in the reverse cowgirl, or the missionary position) and the female proceeds to extricate feces in the midst of anal sex onto the males genitalia
Him: Hey babe you want to try the Japanese fire cracker?

Her: yeah sure I haven’t shat in 3 days let’s do this
by Wacka flockin November 1, 2017
mugGet the japanese fire crackermug.

Canarsie Fire Factory

A neighborhood in Brooklyn that produces large amounts of first due fire duty for companies in the area. A form of a “Jobtown” exclusive to the Canarsie neighborhood.
Did you hear about the rippin job yesterday? 257 & 170 had another first due. They should be called the Canarsie Fire Factory down there with all that work they catch.
by Stay Low and go September 5, 2019
mugGet the Canarsie Fire Factorymug.

firing the mud cannon

Julian went missing shortly before dinner last night. It wasn't until we were on the fish course that Jeeves heard him firing the mud cannon
by Stormtrooper X October 31, 2017
mugGet the firing the mud cannonmug.

Testicular Fire blanket

When Charizarding goes horribly wrong, one must use their last resort... A Testicular Fire blanket. This involves smothering the flames with ones testicles
Becky and I went Charizarding and it went horribly wrong... I had to resort to the Testicular Fire Blanket.
by AutismFest May 1, 2020
mugGet the Testicular Fire blanketmug.

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