cum sow

A slovenly thottie worth nothing but toppy
Loved for her body and mouth that be sloppy
Ass is so fat & tits on abundance
Tattoos & piercings will leave you in suspense
Hit her with two pumps (lil pump!), Tell that ho "Ciao!"
That's a wench I like to call a. . .

Lord Farquaad: Like brethren, thou will not acknowledge what mythical beast my celebrated scepter doth sundered¡

Jebediah Jones: Mi Lord, I am rather galvanized by your proclamation.

Tyrone from 3rd St & Patterson: Which chicken came to roost?

Lord Farquaad: Lady #$!*&//_.% , she exhibeth symptoms identical to that of a cum sow.

Tyrone: Always wipe yoself with a ShamWow! after piping a cum sow.

L(*o*L)
Jebediah Jones: Indeed_//!

by L.1.$.H. aka Lemon Butter Lish June 5, 2018

Cum Dam

A synonymous term for condom. The term emphasizes that the sperm's flow is stopped and will not falter unless the 'Dam' is broken.

Alan-Dean " Dude! I'm scared that I might have gotten Beky Pregnant!"
Ray" Why? What happened man? Did your Cum Dam Break?"

by Daravouchi November 26, 2013

Cum pool

When you jack off lying down and cum all over yourself and it drips into your belly button (only works with innies)

Aka: Hole in one , Forbidden Jell-O shot , Kids at the pool

Charlie: I totally cum pooled last night watching gay midget fart porn

Jamie: Lol same

by LaddyDaddy July 31, 2021

Cum clean

When you climax in the shower

Someone: BRO I'm about cum clean
Friend: remember clean it up

Someone: It all good I'll be in the shower

by Honeybur November 10, 2019

Cum scoop

A tool used to remove the cum out of the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

Johnny didn’t have a condom so he pinched his foreskin together when he blew his load. Luckily Lucy had a cum scoop handy for a quick clean out!

by Truffleshuffle4l March 20, 2020

cum dependent

cum dependent is when a male or female consume cum to the point where the get extremely sick with out it

I give out enough bjs i have become cum dependent.

by Dragonskiss May 15, 2016

Cum Cuft

When you are getting a handjob and you cum on either your own or partners wrist

Emily was giving Anthony a ferocious handjob when his bollocks exploded all over her leaving a mass motherload of jizz. Some got on her wrist to which Emily said "Anthony you have just cum cuft menu dirty bastard".

by Cookie1711 June 15, 2017