Seasoned Cracker

A person of color who has almost white skin. White people are crackers but they are seasoned crackers.

She called me a cracker and I responded back that she looks like a seasoned cracker

by DankTesticle June 24, 2021

ball cracker 9000

ball cracker 9000 -a weapon usually used in the mid evil times to bludgeon an enemies private parts till eventually they have a fate worse than death.

ball cracker 9000- it is a weapon of mas destruction that if used on a person it can severely damage a persons genitals until they die

by hunju August 27, 2021

scattered cracker

Depicting a newborn with the innate hatred of being swaddled.

Justin was such a scattered cracker when he was a baby

by soos September 18, 2021

Rib Cracker

a weapon from Diablo 3 witch is imposable to find

Man I've spent 5 days grinding for the Rib Cracker

by anonymous October 12, 2021

Grammar Cracker

It's like a play on grammar nazi and graham cracker

That binch is a total grammar cracker

by Will graham cracker December 6, 2021

Upper Cracker

A bubbly fart that rolls to the top of the butt crack. Typically it makes a higher pitch sound than a standard bubbly fart.

Did you hear Steve’s upper cracker in the locker room the other day? It sounded super weird.

by Campbell’s Soup January 16, 2022

Cinnamon Cracker

After a night of being stoned and eating nothing but crackers. Your poops come out looking like they got a cinnamon dusting on them.

Man this morning I nothing but Cinnamon Cracker's coming out of me. It has been a very rough morning.

by dr.Horny March 11, 2022