taen coch

Its a secret nametag. When you send somebody a letter in Bulgaria for Valentines day you write that it’s from the ,,Taen coch”

,,I like you very much!”
From: Taen coch

by Pantofa02 February 14, 2019

spleen coach

n. Well-dressed earnest motivationalist who helps disaffected urbanites to reach their full potential by unmasking and eliminating any splenocentric phobias, taboos or sexual blocks. Tasty snacks, sachets of aromatic herbs, and vaginal whispering are usually included on a BOGO basis.

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So much repressed hostility, giggling at the sight of certain flowers, and so many unexplained bruises and episodes of epistaxis;: I think I need a spleen coach.

Or a competent haematologist.

by gnostic3 June 25, 2019

Existence Coach

N.)

Existance Coach - a person that believes their advice should be passed on to others - no matter how bad.

One Whose advice doesn't help people to live - only merely exist.

A positively useless "influencer" who believes their way of life is beneficial to others despite the fact they may not have the same means. Thus encouraging them to live an existence beyond said means ultimately resulting in an unfulfilling existence.

Holy shit, here comes Matt. That guy's been taking yoga for a week and suddenly he's an "existence coach."
Just yesterday, he told me to donate the car I have, drive a Tesla, and start eating impossible Whoppers everyday because my "chi" is out of alignment.

That mother fucker is worse than Prince Ea.

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019

Recovery Coach

An individual who specializes in strength-based support for people with addictions or in recovery from drugs, alcohol, codependency, or other addictive behaviors.

Christopher Ferry is the best recovery coach! Call him if you need addiction help.

by Christopher Ferry March 24, 2020

Blonde coach

A blonde coach is someone who is tasked with assessing a person in real time, and evaluating their decisions and determining if they are doing something a blonde would do or having a blonde moment.

I think Jennifer needs a blonde coach she is always doing the ditsiest things.

by Tommy & Timmy B May 3, 2021

blm coach

A teacher, which teaches the 'black lives matter' ways, for example, a 'blm coach' would be a preacher of some sort, but in the way of black lives

I have a job I'm a BLM coach!

by BLM coach November 9, 2021

The Coach Richie

Staying up till late hours of the night playing finger golf and drinking rum.

I'll need to pull The Coach Richie tonight if I'm going to finish my tournaments before the deadline!

by CataclysmicGC November 16, 2021